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This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings road-trip attitude and vintage grit to your everyday wardrobe. The bold, retro-inspired graphic reads “If life is a highway I must have a flat,” set against a distressed highway and sunset motif in warm, worn-in tones. The fabric feels broken-in from the first wear thanks to post-construction dyeing, and the relaxed cut lets you move freely whether you’re steering through mountain passes or kicking back at a roadside diner. It looks lived-in, tells a story, and grows more characterful each wash—made for people who prefer the open road, honest textures, and a little weathered humor in their style.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight body
- Garment-dyed after construction for a vintage, lived-in texture
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; 58 color options and relaxed fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
If Life Is a Highway, I Must Have a Flat
$39.99
Heavyweight 6.1 oz • 100% ring-spun US cotton • Garment-dyed • Pre-shrunk
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean